On the tenth day til Christmas, my Great Aunts gave to me
\nTop 10 things to expect at their Christmas gathering:<\/p>\n
10. tomato casserole
\n9. cookie delight
\n8. congealed salad
\n7. christmas carol wordsearch
\n6. bible character crossword puzzle
\n5. fitness-themed alphabet code worksheet
\n4. the youngest person at the “kids” table is 24
\n3. “straight” drink
\n2. Gilda showing off the upcoming years’ calendar photos (usually of a floral variety)
\n1. BINGO<\/p>\n
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