{"id":83,"date":"2011-10-03T02:30:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T02:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2011-10-12T03:50:31","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T03:50:31","slug":"sardines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Sardines"},"content":{"rendered":"

During my first semester of college, Gilda sent me a care package — a box full of sardines. Here is the note she included:<\/p>\n

( <– Emily’s birthday!)\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Dear Sheila,
\nIf I were you I
\nwould get the small
\nbones out of the sardines
\nbefore I ate them and
\nthrow the bones away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

During my first semester of college, Gilda sent me a care package — a box full of sardines. Here is the note she included: ( <– Emily’s birthday!)   Dear Sheila, If I were you I would get the small bones out of the sardines before I ate them and throw the bones away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cards-letters","category-gilda"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95,"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hildaandgilda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}